Allergic to the “E” Challenge Tag

I only just saw I got tagged for this fiendish challenge by Stashmatters. Crap, I have until tonight at 9pm to do this!

“E” Challenge Rules

  • Write a paragraph (sounds easy, right?) without any word containing the letter โ€œeโ€ (still easy?).
  • By reading this, you are already signed up.
  • Select at least 5 bloggers to do this challenge. They must complete it within 24 hours or else it is considered as failure.
  • If you fail or pass, suffer in the Page of Lame.
  • If you win, wallow in the Page of Fame.
  • Gross lumpy forms float on top of dark tar pits, bubbling and oozing pink mucus from small stoma dotting soft, shiny skins. An astronaut lands, clutching his kit of apparatus for obtaining rosy pink manna. Aims to approach quickly, a ninja agriculturalist, but fails with a clumsy motion that fashions his slow and tawdry downfall. What a fool to think of tar pit fish as placid lambs, and not mako sharks in tapioca ball form! A sticky cough, and an odd astronaut’s boot is spat out by happy lumps, that sink back into murky black.

    Everyone reading this is tagged. You have 24 hours. Go! ๐Ÿ˜€

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    8 thoughts on “Allergic to the “E” Challenge Tag

    1. I feel like I’m getting a glimpse into deep dark recesses of everyone’s minds… lol
      “Everyone reading this is tagged. You have 24 hours. Go!”
      That’s a sure fire way to not have anyone admitting to reading this entry! ๐Ÿ˜†

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    2. Oh Cram! First blog post that I read after hibernation is already putting me up for a challenge?? Why is that?
      This just got me! I thought it was just a hate for vitamin e post, thinking why would someone hate it? Okay, blabbering.. I was to totally ignore but then Ms. Stash here.. Lol! Okay, hands up! Just put me on the lame hall.

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